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Today is the big day.
It is finally happening.
The thing we’ve all been waiting for.
The most interesting thing ever:
I finally got around to watching The Penguin episode 7, which I thought was episode 8 (the season finale). What a wild ride. Shockingly, we witnessed yet another boring flashback for most of the episode, which featured an excitingly retarded plot point. We all got a lot more of what we were waiting for: very successful gangsters behaving in unbelievably moronic ways for no reason. All the characters are so emotional they can’t even think straight, almost as if the show was written and produced by hysterical women. Very exciting. Very boring. Wow. Yikes.
Oh, and lest I forget, something else very important is happening today: I’m going to order delivery of the beef bowl from a new Mexican restaurant that just opened. I already tried the chicken bowl, because they said it was all organic chicken, and it was terrible, but today I will finally try the beef bowl.
But lest I forget, the third most important thing today: we here at the Daily Stormer are all celebrating the 30-year anniversary of George Foreman becoming the oldest ever heavyweight champion at the age of 45.
What a wild fight.
That’s what a real champion looks like. I mean, most champions aren’t black *****s, but they beat others and have fancy stuff with gold on it.
Famously, Foreman went on to develop the George Foreman Grill in a secret laboratory on Patmos Island.
The Foreman Grill has been described as “the greatest black invention since Yakub invented white people.”
Unfortunately, the famous grill is coated in polytetrafluoroethylene (Teflon) and releases six different toxic gasses when you use it. But frankly, anyone who buys a *****’s invention deserves to be toxic gassed. Literally the only good thing *****s ever invented was white people.
If it was called the “Yakub Grill,” it would probably be coated with ceramic instead of Teflon and would be a safe product.
Seriously though, I love George Foreman and I would never call him a *****, even if he did create a mini toxic gas factory to sell at Walmart. He’s the champ.
